jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE why the fuck
poopflow: dyingbecauseyoutubers: poopflow: donuts are 0 calories if you only eat the middle we have a problem. yeah, and its ur dumbass comment
eriridan: eriridan: so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this thank
dinnerpartydan: That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: is this cocaine gluten free
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...
saltfree: if you’re upset about the finale of your show this week, no matter which show it is, take comfort in the fact that anything that happened can’t possibly be as awful as Dan being Gossip Girl
lolyoureabitch: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
boobrien: trick-wolf: boobrien: stileswillsaveyou: boobrien: ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE WILL I SURVIVE SEASON 3 I DON’T HAVE A CLUE ALPHA’S EYES ARE RED BETA’S ARE BLUE WHEN WILL I STOP SCREAMING NOT ANYTIME SOON SCOTTY IS AN ALPHA BOYD AND DEREK FIGHT EVERYONE IS DYING I CRIED A LOT TONIGHT DANNY MIGHT BE DYING SO MIGHT MOMMA MCCALL BUT I SWEAR TO GOD IF THEY DO ...
mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work